I rili kɔmfyut! Ɛnjɔy am! Bifo wɔd dɛn!
I bin rili fayn, i bin rili ful-ɔp wit ɛnjɔymɛnt; unbearable,eksept no rial filin de fכ embras uman, i de mכr εksayz pas uman in stimulashכn. Na tru. Dis na di onli big pipul prodak we dis kayn, ɛn i rili fayn fɔ di mɔni.
Di wan ol bɔdi de shek shek, i kin fil se i wik atɔl ɛn i kin swɛt. I kin tek lɛk wan minit so fɔ mek i wɛl. Fɔ di wan dɛm wae nɔr dɔn ɛkspiriɛns am, fɛn chans fɔ rili fil ɛn ɛkspiriɛns am.
As a bin don tok bifo, uman kin gi yu fyzikal satisfayshɔn, bɔt di plɛnti plɛnti gladi we dis KƆMFLY de briŋ nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn.
Di maynd de go blank, di mɔsul dɛn ɔlsay na di bɔdi de shek shek we yu de ɔrgazm, blɔd prɛshɔn de go ɔp, ivin di fut finga dɛn de kɔl. I kin mek pɔsin gladi pas fɔ bɔn pikin, ɛn di wef dɛn we kin mek pɔsin gladi kin kɔntinyu fɔ kam wan afta di ɔda. Di fes kin kɔndɔkt, ɛn i kin ivin mek sawnd dɛn de we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ kɔntrol we i de mek pɔsin gladi.
Dis mashin sabi ɔltin bɔt man, so kray.
We yu rich ɔrgazm, yu kin fil lɛk se yu na ɛvin ɛn yu kin gladi.
Intɛns sɛns, ivin ɛksternal stimulashɔn kin so pawaful.
Di stimulation mods na jɔs we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet.
Tɛnki, ɛn fɔ tru, dis tin na get we fɔ go na ɔda wɔl.
Intɛns sɛns, ivin ɛksternal stimulashɔn kin so pawaful.
Di kayn we aw yu de rɔb bad bad wan na di fɔs pat de mek yu gladi ɔltɛm, dɔn wantɛm wantɛm if yu put sɔntin insay yu biɛn, dat kin rili mek yu sol. Na sɔntin we a dɔn want dip insay mi at, ɛn we a satisfay wantɛm wantɛm, a kin rili wɔndaful. Di mɔ i de tranga frɔm biɛn, na di mɔ i de mek pɔsin gladi. A nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt a bin de mek di muvmɛnt dɛn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, a bin want fɔ mek dɛn tek mi wit trɛnk. I kin tan lɛk se yu kray, ɛn insay wan wantɛm, yu kin go insay wan nyu lɛvul fɔ gladi. We yu kɔmpia am to ɔda ɛkspiriɛns dɛn, i tek mi smɔl tɛm fɔ yus to dis, bɔt di sɛns we yu kin fil we yu gɛt prɔstat ɔrgazm kin mek yu fɔgɛt bɔt ɔltin. I jɔs tan lɛk aw dɛn tɔk bɔt am na di intanɛt, ivin if yu jɔs ɛkspiriɛns am wan tɛm, i fayn fɔ yu layf.
Tɛnki, ɛn fɔ tru, dis tin na get we fɔ go na ɔda wɔl.